Guys, I just came back from Twitter and crazy things are happening.
Comrade, wetin happen this time?
Everybody was busy minding their business and trying to make sure that their daily 2k is complete when a certain human of the feminine variety went and tweeted, ‘You wanna take a woman out? You gotta buy her a dress.’
But what is wrong with that?
Are you a learner?Twitter is not the place where you go and misyarn. Even if you have zero followers, all it takes is one retweet and the whole of twitter NG is already dragging you like a small tiger generator.
You think it’s by mistake that most Nigerian celebrities avoid twitter while camping on Instagram? On the bird app, if you talk, you collect. It doesn’t matter who you are, government official or celebrity.
So what happened after she tweeted that?
My brother, see dragging. If small generator make mistake collect that kind dragging, e go end up for mechanic.
One person come reply ask the lady say, ‘Wait, but Davido donated 250 million to all these people.’
Na for there everywhere scatter. You even know what’s more painful? The reply got more likes and comments than the original tweet 😭😭
If na me, I’m throwing hands. You can’t finish me off like that and expect me to go down without a fight. Lai lai.
Comrade you wan follow stranger fight?
That finishing was so brutal I felt it in my spinal chest. It wasn’t even the only response. They finished the lady completely.
The one wey dey pain me pass be say, the relationship wey baba God create for marriage, him daughters don turn am to hustle. E good so?